Most of these rhymes are best read in private, but here are a few we’d like to share with you:

A is for amour—
True love, your heart’s desire.
The one who you adore
Who sets your heart on fire.

B is for the breast,
Also bosom, décolleté.
From the largest to the lest,
We admire it night and day.

K is for some kinky fun:
Blow-up dolls or willing sheep.
I think I’ll wait until you’re done;
Excuse me while I sleep.

L is for the lips—
Sexy, soft, and painted red.
Good for dispensing quips
As well as giving head.

T is for the testicle—
It, too, needs some attention.
Mother Nature’s miracle
Of marvelous suspension.

U is for your undies—
What goes up when they come down?
I have a week of Sundays
The rest are scattered across town.